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“It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows”
The Times

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026! There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.

And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!

★★★★★
“A supremely polished performer”
Mail on Sunday

★★★★
“Wickedly witty Stuff”
The Telegraph

BRAND NEW TOUR
FOR 2026/27

BRAND NEW TOUR FOR 2026/27

SEPTEMBER 2026

4 DARTFORD Orchard Theatre
SOLD OUT

5 FOLKESTONE Leas Cliff Hall
SOLD OUT

17 NOTTINGHAM Royal Concert Hall
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18 STEVENAGE Gordon Craig Theatre
SOLD OUT

19 SHEFFIELD City Hall
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24 PETERBOROUGH The Cresset
SOLD OUT

25 FAREHAM Live
SOLD OUT

26 AYLESBURY Waterside Theatre
SOLD OUT

27 CANTERBURY The Marlowe
SOLD OUT

OCTOBER 2026

1 WARWICK Butterworth Hall
SOLD OUT

2 READING The Hexagon
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3 KING’S LYNN Corn Exchange
SOLD OUT

4 BUXTON Opera House
SOLD OUT

16 EASTBOURNE Congress Theatre
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17 ALDERSHOT Princes Hall
3.30PM & 7.30PM
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22 CARDIFF New Theatre
SOLD OUT

24 ABERYSTWYTH Arts Centre
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25 SWANSEA Grand Theatre
SOLD OUT

NOVEMBER 2026

6 LONDON Palladium
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JANUARY 2027

1 WARWICK Butterworth Hall
General on sale 10 July

23 SWINDON Wyvern Theatre
3.30PM & 7.30PM
General on sale 10 July

24 CHELTENHAM Everyman
3.30PM & 7.30PM
General on sale 10 July

FEBRUARY 2027

3 GLASGOW Pavilion
General on sale 10 July

4 NEWCASTLE Tyne Theatre & Opera House
General on sale 10 July

5 HULL Connexin Live
General on sale 10 July

11 NORTHAMPTON Royal and Derngate
General on sale 10 July

12 GUILDFORD G Live
General on sale 10 July

14 STEVENAGE Gordon Craig Theatre
General on sale 10 July

17 IPSWICH Regent Theatre
General on sale 10 July

18 BRIGHTON Dome
General on sale 10 July

19 CREWE Lyceum
General on sale 10 July

20 READING Hexagon
General on sale 10 July

25 WEYMOUTH Pavilion
General on sale 10 July

26 BOURNEMOUTH Pavilion
General on sale 10 July

27 HIGH WYCOMBE Swan
General on sale 10 July

28 ST ALBANS Alban Arena
General on sale 10 July

MARCH 2027

4 SOUTHEND Cliffs Pavilion
General on sale 10 July

5 BASINGSTOKE Anvil
General on sale 10 July

6 DUNSTABLE Grove
General on sale 10 July

11 PETERBOROUGH The Cresset
General on sale 10 July

12 DARTFORD Orchard
General on sale 10 July

13 POOLE Lighthouse
General on sale 10 July

14 CANTERBURY Marlowe
General on sale 10 July

APRIL 2027

7 TUNBRIDGE WELLS Assembly Hall Theatre
General on sale 10 July

8 PLYMOUTH Theatre Royal
General on sale 10 July

9 LONDON The London Palladium
General on sale 10 July

10 DERBY Vaillant Live
General on sale 10 July

15 DERRY Millennium Forum
BOOK NOW

17 TRURO Hall for Cornwall
General on sale 10 July

18 TORQUAY Princess Theatre
General on sale 10 July

22 CARDIFF New Theatre
General on sale 10 July

23 WESTON SUPER MARE The Playhouse Theatre
General on sale 10 July

24 SHEFFIELD City Hall
General on sale 10 July

25 SOUTHAMPTON Mayflower Theatre
General on sale 10 July

30 FOLKESTONE Leas Cliff Hall
General on sale 10 July

MAY 2027

1 AYLESBURY Waterside Theatre
General on sale 10 July

2 LIVERPOOL Empire
General on sale 10 July

6 WOKING Theatre
General on sale 10 July

7 STOKE Regent Theatre
General on sale 10 July

9 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre
General on sale 10 July

10 MILTON KEYNES Theatre
General on sale 10 July

13 CARLISLE The Sands Centre
General on sale 10 July

14 DARLINGTON Hippodrome
General on sale 10 July

15 WREXHAM William Ashton Hall
General on sale 10 July

16 NOTTNGHAM Playhouse
General on sale 10 July

20 MANCHESTER Opera House
General on sale 10 July

27 BLACKPOOL Opera House
General on sale 10 July

28 OXFORD New Theatre
General on sale 10 July

JUNE 2027

3 WARRINGTON Parr Hall
General on sale 10 July

4 LEICESTER De Montfort Hall
General on sale 10 July

5 YORK Barbican
General on sale 10 July

17 BRISTOL Beacon
General on sale 10 July

18 GUERNSEY St James
General on sale 10 July

19 JERSEY Opera House
General on sale 10 July