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“It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows”
The Times
Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026! There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
★★★★★
“A supremely polished performer”
Mail on Sunday
★★★★
“Wickedly witty Stuff”
The Telegraph
BRAND NEW TOUR FOR 2026
TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 27 JUNE AT 10AM
JANUARY
9 NORWICH
Theatre Royal
ON SALE 27 JUNE
10 ST ALBANS
Alban Arena
2.00pm & 7.30pm
ON SALE 27 JUNE
15 ABERDEEN
Music Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
16 DUNFERMLINE
The Alhambra Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
17 EDINBURGH
Playhouse
ON SALE 27 JUNE
18 GLASGOW
Theatre Royal
ON SALE 27 JUNE
23 GRIMSBY
Auditorium
ON SALE 27 JUNE
24 STOCKTON
Globe
ON SALE 27 JUNE
29 BRIGHTON
Brighton Dome
ON SALE 27 JUNE
30 DERBY
Valliant Live
ON SALE 27 JUNE
31 STEVENAGE
Gordon Craig
ON SALE 27 JUNE
FEBRUARY
1 READING
The Hexagon
ON SALE 27 JUNE
5 BOURNEMOUTH
Pavilion
ON SALE 27 JUNE
6 NORTHAMPTON
Royal and Derngate
ON SALE 27 JUNE
7 YEOVIL
Westlands
2.00pm & 7.30pm
ON SALE 27 JUNE
8 TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Assembly Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
12 COLCHESTER
Charter Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
13 YORK
Barbican
ON SALE 27 JUNE
15 HALIFAX
Victoria Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
27 CLACTON-ON-SEA
Princes Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
28 BIRMINGHAM
Alexandra
ON SALE 27 JUNE
MARCH
1 DARLINGTON
Hippodrome
ON SALE 27 JUNE
7 IPSWICH
Regent
ON SALE 27 JUNE
8 CAMBRIDGE
Corn Exchange
ON SALE 27 JUNE
12 MANCHESTER
Opera House
ON SALE 27 JUNE
14 DORKING
Dorking Halls
2.00pm & 7.30pm
ON SALE 27 JUNE
15 CHATHAM
Central
ON SALE 27 JUNE
20 HULL
City Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
21 MIDDLESBROUGH
Town Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
26 DERRY
Millennium Forum
ON SALE 27 JUNE
27 DUBLIN
Vicar Street
ON SALE 27 JUNE
28 BELFAST
Ulster Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
APRIL
11 WOKING
New Victoria Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
12 LEEDS
Grand Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
16 BASINGSTOKE
The Anvil
ON SALE 27 JUNE
17 PORTSMOUTH
Guildhall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
18 TRURO
Hall For Cornwall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
23 SUNDERLAND
Empire
ON SALE 27 JUNE
24 WARRINGTON
Parr Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
25 DUNSTABLE
Grove Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
30 TORQUAY
Princess Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
MAY
1 WEYMOUTH
Pavilion
ON SALE 27 JUNE
2 LONDON
Palladium
ON SALE 27 JUNE
3 BRISTOL
Bristol Beacon
ON SALE 27 JUNE
7 OXFORD
New Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
10 MILTON KEYNES
Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
15 BRADFORD
St George’s Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
16 STOKE
The Victoria Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
17 HIGH WYCOMBE
Swan
ON SALE 27 JUNE
21 GUILDFORD
G Live
ON SALE 27 JUNE
22 SOUTHEND
Cliffs Pavilion
ON SALE 27 JUNE
23 LEICESTER
De Montfort Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
29 BATH
Forum
ON SALE 27 JUNE
JUNE
5 NEWCASTLE
Tyne Theatre & Opera House
ON SALE 27 JUNE
SEPTEMBER
4 DARTFORD
Orchard Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
5 FOLKESTONE
Leas Cliff Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
9 SWANSEA
Grand Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
11 ABERYSTWYTH
Arts Centre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
12 CARDIFF
New Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
17 NOTTINGHAM
Royal Concert Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
19 SHEFFIELD
City Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
24 PETERBOROUGH
The Cresset
ON SALE 27 JUNE
26 AYLESBURY
Waterside Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE
OCTOBER
1 WARWICK
Butterworth Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE
4 BUXTON
Opera House
ON SALE 27 JUNE
16 EASTBOURNE
Congress Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE