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“It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows”
The Times

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026! There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.

And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!

★★★★★
“A supremely polished performer”
Mail on Sunday

★★★★
“Wickedly witty Stuff”
The Telegraph

BRAND NEW TOUR FOR 2026

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 27 JUNE AT 10AM

JANUARY

9 NORWICH
Theatre Royal
ON SALE 27 JUNE

10 ST ALBANS
Alban Arena
2.00pm & 7.30pm
ON SALE 27 JUNE

15 ABERDEEN
Music Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

16 DUNFERMLINE
The Alhambra Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

17 EDINBURGH
Playhouse 
ON SALE 27 JUNE

18 GLASGOW
Theatre Royal
ON SALE 27 JUNE

23 GRIMSBY
Auditorium
ON SALE 27 JUNE

24 STOCKTON
Globe
ON SALE 27 JUNE

29 BRIGHTON
Brighton Dome
ON SALE 27 JUNE

30 DERBY
Valliant Live
ON SALE 27 JUNE

31 STEVENAGE
Gordon Craig
ON SALE 27 JUNE

FEBRUARY

1 READING
The Hexagon
ON SALE 27 JUNE

5 BOURNEMOUTH
Pavilion
ON SALE 27 JUNE

6 NORTHAMPTON
Royal and Derngate
ON SALE 27 JUNE

7 YEOVIL
Westlands
2.00pm & 7.30pm
ON SALE 27 JUNE

8 TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Assembly Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

12 COLCHESTER
Charter Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

13 YORK
Barbican
ON SALE 27 JUNE

15 HALIFAX
Victoria Theatre 
ON SALE 27 JUNE

27 CLACTON-ON-SEA
Princes Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

28 BIRMINGHAM
Alexandra
ON SALE 27 JUNE

MARCH

1 DARLINGTON
Hippodrome
ON SALE 27 JUNE

7 IPSWICH
Regent
ON SALE 27 JUNE

8 CAMBRIDGE
Corn Exchange
ON SALE 27 JUNE

12 MANCHESTER
Opera House
ON SALE 27 JUNE

14 DORKING
Dorking Halls
2.00pm & 7.30pm
ON SALE 27 JUNE

15 CHATHAM
Central
ON SALE 27 JUNE

20 HULL
City Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

21 MIDDLESBROUGH
Town Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

26 DERRY
Millennium Forum
ON SALE 27 JUNE

27 DUBLIN
Vicar Street
ON SALE 27 JUNE

28 BELFAST
Ulster Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

APRIL

11 WOKING
New Victoria Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

12 LEEDS
Grand Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

16 BASINGSTOKE
The Anvil
ON SALE 27 JUNE

17 PORTSMOUTH
Guildhall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

18 TRURO
Hall For Cornwall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

23 SUNDERLAND
Empire
ON SALE 27 JUNE

24 WARRINGTON
Parr Hall 
ON SALE 27 JUNE

25 DUNSTABLE
Grove Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

30 TORQUAY
Princess Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

MAY

1 WEYMOUTH
Pavilion
ON SALE 27 JUNE

2 LONDON
Palladium
ON SALE 27 JUNE

3 BRISTOL
Bristol Beacon
ON SALE 27 JUNE

7 OXFORD
New Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

10 MILTON KEYNES
Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

15 BRADFORD
St George’s Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

16 STOKE
The Victoria Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

17 HIGH WYCOMBE
Swan 
ON SALE 27 JUNE

21 GUILDFORD
G Live
ON SALE 27 JUNE

22 SOUTHEND
Cliffs Pavilion
ON SALE 27 JUNE

23 LEICESTER
De Montfort Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

29 BATH
Forum 
ON SALE 27 JUNE

JUNE

5 NEWCASTLE
Tyne Theatre & Opera House 
ON SALE 27 JUNE

SEPTEMBER

4 DARTFORD
Orchard Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

5 FOLKESTONE
Leas Cliff Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

9 SWANSEA
Grand Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

11 ABERYSTWYTH
Arts Centre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

12 CARDIFF
New Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

17 NOTTINGHAM
Royal Concert Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

19 SHEFFIELD
City Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

24 PETERBOROUGH
The Cresset
ON SALE 27 JUNE

26 AYLESBURY
Waterside Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE

OCTOBER

1 WARWICK
Butterworth Hall
ON SALE 27 JUNE

4 BUXTON
Opera House
ON SALE 27 JUNE

16 EASTBOURNE
Congress Theatre
ON SALE 27 JUNE