“It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows”
The Times
Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sold-out first leg of his brand-new stand-up show across 2026, The Guv's extending his tour of these green and groovy isles into 2027. Time for another round, wouldn’t you say?
There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
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“A supremely polished performer”
Mail on Sunday
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“Wickedly witty Stuff”
The Telegraph
BRAND NEW TOUR
FOR 2026/27
SEPTEMBER 2026
4 DARTFORD Orchard Theatre
SOLD OUT
5 FOLKESTONE Leas Cliff Hall
SOLD OUT
17 NOTTINGHAM Royal Concert Hall
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18 STEVENAGE Gordon Craig Theatre
SOLD OUT
19 SHEFFIELD City Hall
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24 PETERBOROUGH The Cresset
SOLD OUT
25 FAREHAM Live
SOLD OUT
26 AYLESBURY Waterside Theatre
SOLD OUT
27 CANTERBURY The Marlowe
SOLD OUT
OCTOBER 2026
1 WARWICK Butterworth Hall
SOLD OUT
2 READING The Hexagon
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3 KING’S LYNN Corn Exchange
SOLD OUT
4 BUXTON Opera House
SOLD OUT
16 EASTBOURNE Congress Theatre
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17 ALDERSHOT Princes Hall
3.30PM & 7.30PM
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22 CARDIFF New Theatre
SOLD OUT
24 ABERYSTWYTH Arts Centre
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25 SWANSEA Grand Theatre
SOLD OUT
NOVEMBER 2026
6 LONDON Palladium
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BRAND NEW TOUR FOR 2026/27
JANUARY 2027
23 SWINDON Wyvern Theatre
3.30PM & 7.30PM
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24 CHELTENHAM Everyman
3.30PM & 7.30PM
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FEBRUARY 2027
3 GLASGOW Pavilion
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4 NEWCASTLE Tyne Theatre & Opera House
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5 HULL Connexin Live
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11 NORTHAMPTON Royal and Derngate
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12 GUILDFORD G Live
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13 FAREHAM Live
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14 STEVENAGE Gordon Craig Theatre
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17 IPSWICH Regent Theatre
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18 BRIGHTON Dome
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19 CREWE Lyceum
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20 READING Hexagon
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25 WEYMOUTH Pavilion
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26 BOURNEMOUTH Pavilion
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27 HIGH WYCOMBE Swan
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28 ST ALBANS Alban Arena
3.30PM & 7.30PM
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MARCH 2027
4 SOUTHEND Cliffs Pavilion
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5 BASINGSTOKE Anvil
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6 DUNSTABLE Grove
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11 PETERBOROUGH The Cresset
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12 DARTFORD Orchard
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13 POOLE Lighthouse
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14 CANTERBURY Marlowe
ON SALE SOON
APRIL 2027
7 TUNBRIDGE WELLS Assembly Hall Theatre
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8 PLYMOUTH Theatre Royal
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9 LONDON The London Palladium
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10 DERBY Vaillant Live
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15 DERRY Millennium Forum
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17 TRURO Hall for Cornwall
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18 TORQUAY Princess Theatre
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22 CARDIFF New Theatre
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23 WESTON SUPER MARE The Playhouse Theatre
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24 SHEFFIELD City Hall
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25 SOUTHAMPTON Mayflower Theatre
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30 FOLKESTONE Leas Cliff Hall
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MAY 2027
1 AYLESBURY Waterside Theatre
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2 LIVERPOOL Empire
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6 WOKING Theatre
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7 STOKE Regent Theatre
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9 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre
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10 MILTON KEYNES Theatre
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13 CARLISLE The Sands Centre
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14 DARLINGTON Hippodrome
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15 WREXHAM William Ashton Hall
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16 NOTTINGHAM Playhouse
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20 MANCHESTER Opera House
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27 BLACKPOOL Opera House
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28 OXFORD New Theatre
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JUNE 2027
3 WARRINGTON Parr Hall
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4 LEICESTER De Montfort Hall
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5 YORK Barbican
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17 BRISTOL Beacon
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18 GUERNSEY St James
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19 JERSEY Opera House
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