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“It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows”
The Times
Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026! There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
★★★★★
“A supremely polished performer”
Mail on Sunday
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“Wickedly witty Stuff”
The Telegraph
BRAND NEW TOUR FOR 2026
JANUARY
15 ABERDEEN Music Hall
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16 DUNFERMLINE
The Alhambra Theatre
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17 EDINBURGH Playhouse
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18 GLASGOW Theatre Royal
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23 GRIMSBY Auditorium
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24 STOCKTON Globe
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29 BRIGHTON Brighton Dome
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30 DERBY Vaillant Live
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31 STEVENAGE Gordon Craig
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FEBRUARY
1 READING The Hexagon
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5 BOURNEMOUTH Pavilion
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6 NORTHAMPTON Royal & Derngate
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7 YEOVIL Westlands 3.30pm
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7 YEOVIL Westlands 7.30pm
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8 TUNBRIDGE WELLS Assembly Hall
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12 COLCHESTER Charter Hall
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13 YORK Barbican
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15 HALIFAX Victoria Theatre
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27 CLACTON-ON-SEA Princes Theatre
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28 BIRMINGHAM Alexandra 3.30pm
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28 BIRMINGHAM Alexandra
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MARCH
1 DARLINGTON Hippodrome
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7 IPSWICH Regent
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8 CAMBRIDGE Corn Exchange
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12 MANCHESTER Opera House
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14 DORKING Dorking Halls 3.30pm
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14 DORKING Dorking Halls 7.30pm
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15 CHATHAM Central
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20 HULL City Hall
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21 MIDDLESBROUGH Town Hall
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26 DERRY Millennium Forum
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27 DUBLIN Vicar Street
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28 BELFAST Ulster Hall
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APRIL
11 WOKING New Victoria Theatre
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12 LEEDS Grand Theatre
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16 BASINGSTOKE The Anvil
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17 PORTSMOUTH Guildhall
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18 TRURO Hall For Cornwall
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23 SUNDERLAND Empire
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24 WARRINGTON Parr Hall
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25 DUNSTABLE Grove Theatre
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30 TORQUAY Princess Theatre
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MAY
1 WEYMOUTH Pavilion
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2 LONDON Palladium
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3 BRISTOL Bristol Beacon
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7 OXFORD New Theatre
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10 MILTON KEYNES Theatre
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15 BRADFORD St George’s Hall
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16 STOKE The Victoria Hall
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17 HIGH WYCOMBE Swan
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21 GUILDFORD G Live
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22 SOUTHEND Cliffs Pavilion
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23 LEICESTER De Montfort Hall
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29 BATH Forum
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JUNE
5 NEWCASTLE
Tyne Theatre & Opera House
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7 WOLVERHAMPTON
Grand Theatre
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SEPTEMBER
4 DARTFORD Orchard Theatre
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5 FOLKESTONE Leas Cliff Hall
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17 NOTTINGHAM Royal Concert Hall
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18 STEVENAGE Gordon Craig Theatre
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19 SHEFFIELD City Hall
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24 PETERBOROUGH The Cresset
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25 FAREHAM Live
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26 AYLESBURY Waterside Theatre
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27 CANTERBURY The Marlowe
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OCTOBER
1 WARWICK Butterworth Hall
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2 READING The Hexagon
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3 KING’S LYNN Corn Exchange
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4 BUXTON Opera House
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16 EASTBOURNE Congress Theatre
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17 ALDERSHOT Princes Hall
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22 CARDIFF New Theatre
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24 ABERYSTWYTH Arts Centre
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25 SWANSEA Grand Theatre
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NOVEMBER
6 LONDON Palladium
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