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“It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows”
The Times

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026! There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.

And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!

★★★★★
“A supremely polished performer”
Mail on Sunday

★★★★
“Wickedly witty Stuff”
The Telegraph

BRAND NEW TOUR FOR 2026

JANUARY

9 NORWICH Theatre Royal
SOLD OUT

10 ST ALBANS Alban Arena 2.00pm
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10 ST ALBANS Alban Arena 7.30pm
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15 ABERDEEN Music Hall
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16 DUNFERMLINE
The Alhambra Theatre
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17 EDINBURGH Playhouse 
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18 GLASGOW Theatre Royal
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23 GRIMSBY Auditorium
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24 STOCKTON Globe
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29 BRIGHTON Brighton Dome
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30 DERBY Vaillant Live
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31 STEVENAGE Gordon Craig
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FEBRUARY

1 READING The Hexagon
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5 BOURNEMOUTH Pavilion
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6 NORTHAMPTON Royal & Derngate
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7 YEOVIL Westlands 2.00pm
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7 YEOVIL Westlands 7.30pm
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8 TUNBRIDGE WELLS Assembly Hall
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12 COLCHESTER Charter Hall
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13 YORK Barbican
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15 HALIFAX Victoria Theatre 
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27 CLACTON-ON-SEA Princes Theatre
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28 BIRMINGHAM Alexandra
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MARCH

1 DARLINGTON Hippodrome
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7 IPSWICH Regent
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8 CAMBRIDGE Corn Exchange
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12 MANCHESTER Opera House
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14 DORKING Dorking Halls 2.00pm
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14 DORKING Dorking Halls 7.30pm
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15 CHATHAM Central
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20 HULL City Hall
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21 MIDDLESBROUGH Town Hall
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26 DERRY Millennium Forum
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27 DUBLIN Vicar Street
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28 BELFAST Ulster Hall
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APRIL

11 WOKING New Victoria Theatre
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12 LEEDS Grand Theatre
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16 BASINGSTOKE The Anvil
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17 PORTSMOUTH Guildhall
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18 TRURO Hall For Cornwall
ON SALE 14 JULY

23 SUNDERLAND Empire
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24 WARRINGTON Parr Hall 
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25 DUNSTABLE Grove Theatre
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30 TORQUAY Princess Theatre
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MAY

1 WEYMOUTH Pavilion
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2 LONDON Palladium
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3 BRISTOL Bristol Beacon
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7 OXFORD New Theatre
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10 MILTON KEYNES Theatre
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15 BRADFORD St George’s Hall
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16 STOKE The Victoria Hall
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17 HIGH WYCOMBE Swan 
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21 GUILDFORD G Live
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22 SOUTHEND Cliffs Pavilion
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23 LEICESTER De Montfort Hall
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29 BATH Forum 
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JUNE

5 NEWCASTLE
Tyne Theatre & Opera House 
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SEPTEMBER

4 DARTFORD Orchard Theatre
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5 FOLKESTONE Leas Cliff Hall
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9 SWANSEA Grand Theatre
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11 ABERYSTWYTH Arts Centre
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12 CARDIFF New Theatre
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17 NOTTINGHAM Royal Concert Hall
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19 SHEFFIELD City Hall
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24 PETERBOROUGH The Cresset
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26 AYLESBURY Waterside Theatre
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OCTOBER

1 WARWICK Butterworth Hall
ON SALE 18 JULY

3 KING’S LYNN Corn Exchange
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4 BUXTON Opera House
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16 EASTBOURNE Congress Theatre
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