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“It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows”
The Times

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026! There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.

And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!

★★★★★
“A supremely polished performer”
Mail on Sunday

★★★★
“Wickedly witty Stuff”
The Telegraph

BRAND NEW TOUR FOR 2026

JANUARY

9 NORWICH
Theatre Royal
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10 ST ALBANS
Alban Arena
2.00pm
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10 ST ALBANS
Alban Arena
7.30pm
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15 ABERDEEN
Music Hall
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16 DUNFERMLINE
The Alhambra Theatre
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17 EDINBURGH
Playhouse 
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18 GLASGOW
Theatre Royal
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23 GRIMSBY
Auditorium
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24 STOCKTON
Globe
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29 BRIGHTON
Brighton Dome
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30 DERBY
Vaillant Live
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31 STEVENAGE
Gordon Craig
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FEBRUARY

1 READING
The Hexagon
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5 BOURNEMOUTH
Pavilion
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6 NORTHAMPTON
Royal and Derngate
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7 YEOVIL
Westlands
2.00pm
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7 YEOVIL
Westlands
7.30pm
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8 TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Assembly Hall
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12 COLCHESTER
Charter Hall
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13 YORK
Barbican
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15 HALIFAX
Victoria Theatre 
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27 CLACTON-ON-SEA
Princes Theatre
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28 BIRMINGHAM
Alexandra
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MARCH

1 DARLINGTON
Hippodrome
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7 IPSWICH
Regent
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8 CAMBRIDGE
Corn Exchange
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12 MANCHESTER
Opera House
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14 DORKING
Dorking Halls
2.00pm
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14 DORKING
Dorking Halls
7.30pm
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15 CHATHAM
Central
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20 HULL
City Hall
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21 MIDDLESBROUGH
Town Hall
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26 DERRY
Millennium Forum
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27 DUBLIN
Vicar Street
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28 BELFAST
Ulster Hall
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APRIL

11 WOKING
New Victoria Theatre
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12 LEEDS
Grand Theatre
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16 BASINGSTOKE
The Anvil
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17 PORTSMOUTH
Guildhall
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18 TRURO
Hall For Cornwall
ON SALE 14 JULY

23 SUNDERLAND
Empire
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24 WARRINGTON
Parr Hall 
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25 DUNSTABLE
Grove Theatre
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30 TORQUAY
Princess Theatre
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MAY

1 WEYMOUTH
Pavilion
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2 LONDON
Palladium
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3 BRISTOL
Bristol Beacon
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7 OXFORD
New Theatre
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10 MILTON KEYNES
Theatre
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15 BRADFORD
St George’s Hall
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16 STOKE
The Victoria Hall
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17 HIGH WYCOMBE
Swan 
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21 GUILDFORD
G Live
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22 SOUTHEND
Cliffs Pavilion
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23 LEICESTER
De Montfort Hall
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29 BATH
Forum 
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JUNE

5 NEWCASTLE
Tyne Theatre & Opera House 
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SEPTEMBER

4 DARTFORD
Orchard Theatre
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5 FOLKESTONE
Leas Cliff Hall
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9 SWANSEA
Grand Theatre
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11 ABERYSTWYTH
Arts Centre
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12 CARDIFF
New Theatre
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17 NOTTINGHAM
Royal Concert Hall
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19 SHEFFIELD
City Hall
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24 PETERBOROUGH
The Cresset
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26 AYLESBURY
Waterside Theatre
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OCTOBER

1 WARWICK
Butterworth Hall
ON SALE 18 JULY

4 BUXTON
Opera House
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16 EASTBOURNE
Congress Theatre
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