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Born in the cellar behind the boxes of crisps, and swaddled in a damp promotional beer towel, The Guv’ was born into a noble line of publicans. At 5 years old he was collecting glasses at a professional level. At 10 he was competing against adults in the regional drip tray emptying championships. And after barring someone for wearing sunglasses inside aged just 13, it was clear that while not Australian, this was the job he was made for.

After graduating from the prestigious Landlord Academy, majoring in Ploughman’s Lunch studies, The Guv finally opened his own gaff aged 19. Finally, he had the platform he needed to give common sense solutions to common sense problems, all served with a pint for the fella and glass of white wine/fruit-based drink for the lady.

As the years went by his audience outgrew the number of bar stalls in the gaff. The Guv started touring the country on his mission to re-Great Britain. Over the next 20 years he played to over a million regulars, pulling perfectly poured pints on stages around the world.

He also looks a lot like this other guy, with the same name, who makes documentaries, presents shows and definitely can't change a barrel. You can follow him on Twitter at @almurray


11 Dec — 23 Dec 2018
Al Murray Presents the Twelve Days of Christmas
London Leicester Square Theatre

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08-May-19

CHELMSFORD, CIVIC THEATRE



10-May-19

STOKE-ON-TRENT, VICTORIA HALL



11-May-19

WREXHAM, GLYNDWR UNIVERSITY



12-May-19

BEDWORTH, CIVIC HALL



15-May-19

ST ALBANS, THE ALBAN ARENA



16-May-19

ST ALBANS, THE ALBAN ARENA



17-May-19

HALIFAX, VICTORIA THEATRE



18-May-19

SKEGNESS, EMBASSY THEATRE



19-May-19

SALFORD, THE LOWRY



22-May-19

CAMBRIDGE, CORN EXCHANGE



23-May-19

STAFFORD, GATEHOUSE



24-May-19

SCUNTHORPE, BATHS HALL



25-May-19

GRIMSBY, AUDITORIUM



26-May-19

LEEDS, CITY VARIETIES MUSIC HALL



29-May-19

PORTSMOUTH, NEW THEATRE ROYAL



30-May-19

TORQUAY, THE PRINCESS THEATRE



31-May-19

LANCASTER, GRAND



01-Jun-19

MOTHERWELL, CONCERT HALL AND THEARE



02-Jun-19

ULVERSTON, CORONATION HALL



03-Jun-19

CARDIFF, ST DAVID'S HALL



05-Jun-19

OXFORD, NEW THEATRE



06-Jun-19

PETERBOROUGH, CRESSET



07-Jun-19

CRAWLEY, THE HAWTH



08-Jun-19

HAYES, BECK THEATRE



09-Jun-19

SALISBURY, CITY HALL



11-Jun-19

CANTERBURY, MARLOWE THEATRE



13-Jun-19

WIMBORNE, THE TIVOLI



15-Jun-19

LOWERSTOFT, MARINA THEATRE



16-Jun-19

NORWICH, THEATRE ROYAL



19-Jun-19

BIRMINGHAM, THE ALEXANDRA THEATRE



21-Jun-19

CHELTENHAM, EVERYMAN THEATRE



22-Jun-19

CHELTENHAM, EVERYMAN THEATRE



26-Jun-19

GUILDFORD, G LIVE



27-Jun-19

HIGH WYCOMBE, SWAN THEATRE



28-Jun-19

YEOVIL, THE OCTAGON



29-Jun-19

CAMBERLEY, CAMBERLEY THEATRE



30-Jun-19

WINCHESTER, THEATRE ROYAL



01-Jul-19

WINCHESTER, THEATRE ROYAL





One Man, One Guvnor (LIVE)

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Barrel of Fun (LIVE)

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Beautiful British Tour (LIVE)

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Live at the Palladium (LIVE)

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Giving It Both Barrels (LIVE)

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...And A Glass Of White Wine for the Lady (LIVE)

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My Gaff, My Rules (LIVE)

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Book of British Common Sense (BOOK)

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Think Yourself British (BOOK)

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Let's re-Great Britain (BOOK)

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Watching War Films With My Dad (BOOK)

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